Logbook of Captain Emiliano Bruni

Here's what happens to a new keyboard after years of Visual Basic, in Lisp, of Ruby and Python.

A good connoisseur ...

Has anyone tried to imagine what would have been a Google search if the big G had been born 50 years ago. Here's what it came out.

A postcard to be filled and delivered to Google. The search result is guaranteed within 30 days of receipt of the postcard.

Simply fantastic and very vintage.

Yesterday an article a bit 'strong especially for someone like me has the belly full and does not want to hear about diet until 2010.

For bilanciale and to defuse a little 'atmosphere then here are a couple of laughs on the procedure for resuscitation of patients in cardio respiratory arrest.

We begin immediately with the legendary Mr. Bean tries to apply his own way, the procedures for resuscitation by heart massage, mouth to mouth respiration until the patient's defibrillation. Certainly, if one applied by Mr. Bean is the protocol in use in English-speaking islands then better choose some other place to spend a vacation period

to switch to a complete chest drain, drip of adrenaline, defibrillator and resuscitation with appurtenances but on a very special patient

and, finally, the legendary episode with Zelig Giacobazzi on 118

Last night I spent the entire evening to enjoy the photos floating around those 9Gag. So I share with you some of the photos and cartoons that I found most hilarious. For the rest I suggest you visit their site and spend some 'time to scroll through their photos.

Course you will find pictures of the "feminine. For example, as a reason not to caption. I, too, with a girl like that next to go at once to seek a rough road to try the shock.

or like this little devil. If hell is so, a short holiday it can also make
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Then there who train at, I do not quite understand, but which sport must surely be a wonderful sport if these two put us so much effort

and finally, to conclude the overview of women on 9Gag, you can find the dog in the photo below? I do not.

Then no shortage of fantastic photos relating to the world of computing. I want to propose a maxi BSOF

and an ATM at reboot

So, to humor the series computer, here's a nice array of how the fanatics of some operating systems see the other OS

and a parent who truly original, a pair of twins, has bought the t-shirts CTRL-C and CTRL-V keys universally known for the operation of Copy & Paste

Do not miss the moments of high philosophy at 9Gag, like Hamlet dilemma of the position of the roll of toilet paper

Then could not miss a photo relating to the scope of health. Truly unique markings to indicate a preferred Relief health

And here, again in terms of roads, an economic and safe effective alternative to the usual speed cameras

I conclude with a bloody photomontage

an explanation of why only Japan attacked Godzilla

and finally, an explicit message from nature.

Well, if I have not intrigued by these photos to visit the site of 9Gag, then you deserve a Christmas with Ebenezer Scrooge

Hall of Fame for the series, Rocco tells me this hallucinogenic realization of its user, having the need to connect a printer USB to an old computer lacks these doors and provided only serial to 25 pin adapter has assembled this unlikely

From right to left we find a serial 25pin to 9pin

used, the time to connect a modem, mouse and other devices to 25 pin serial ports. Roundup continues in a serial to PS / 2

used to connect PS / 2 ports for older computers without a PS / 2. The construction ends on the left with a converter USB to PS / 2

used to connect a USB mouse and keyboard PS / 2 ports.

Just the other day, in a meeting with the boys middle school, say it is very difficult to assemble or wrong in connecting a component to a PC in that, in 99% of cases where a component goes into a hole or a slot, then that is your right place.

Well, this is the remaining 1% of cases.

Yesterday I called narcissistic. The reason is that I had just heard the news about the exit of calendar 2010 readers RudyBandiera.com known blogger blog homonym Ferrara.

A calendar consists of photographs sent to Rudy by his devoted readers but must have some kind of personality disorder-type, precisely, narcissistic if you are lowered to the point of sending photos to Rudy to appear on the which, in short, become the most clicked on the Web calendar that more tissue.

Ah, I'm in the month of December

The mystery of crop circles has always fascinated you? You are among those who believe that Paul McCartney is dead? Always look on Rai Due Voyager but their explanations have not satisfied?

You're ready for the truth.

With some images from the program and ridoppiaggio exhilarating, the author of Avoyager, teases Voyager and its creator and makes us understand how you can say everything is the exact opposite of everything without saying anything.

In the first video, the truth about crop circles, but not take it too seriously, please. This episode offers gems like:

or as

quote it to a big conspiracy theory of the web that I leave you to discover for themselves. Who's coming? In the meantime, meanwhile, you should definitely watch the first episode of Avoyager.

In the second video, the shocking truth: Paul McCartney is dead, crushed under the 'UFO crashed in Roswell and, from that night, the Beatles have replaced Paul with a double and have eliminated all those who approached this burning truth in what was called

Also have you ever noticed that

These are things that give to think about, right?

Ok, all your doubts about Paul and the Beatles' plot revealed in the second episode of Avoyager.

And the author promises about the third episode. Stay tuned.

Thanks to Rudy for having discovered these rare gems of wisdom

This is for technical, I do not want. From newsgroup it.comp.reti.wireless

Huh? What do you want? Antennas unscrewable??

Apart from the crap of three extension cords from an AP instead of three cables that connect three network access points, but if there are three antennas, it is probably a MIMO access point and, coincidentally, the three antennas are all in the same place. Read three lines from Wikipedia before you speak??

I do not think you understand, or rather, I do not understand. Do you have a wireless router in the basement and instead of getting on two floors with a network cable and make them a new access point you have "cannibalized" the antenna of the access point of the basement, you've pulled up two floors of wire antenna and you put the antenna on the second floor? Never heard of a wire antenna dissipates the signal? No. Let's do the math with 10 meters (32 feet) of cable antenna at 2.4 GHz?

So you're throwing 90% of the signal. All this for not having written a rag of a network cable.

Fantastic. You did a flight of fancy, although an AP in the basement to bring the WiFi signal at the second floor and now you need the WiFi signal in the basement. What will you do? Put a MIMO AP to the second floor and then extended its antenna to the basement and two other premises.

Ok, with that background, you can do anything you want.

Thus began a series of short satirical commercials, but not too much, from Apple to focus, so cute and funny, some basic differences between the Mac and Windows.

In the video below a collection of some of the nicest translated into Italian

We find our PCs to deal with the Mac in the production of fotobook, movies and music, use of the camera and the usual Windows problems, including crashes, blocks viruses and spyware, problems that seem to have Mac systems.

So why I do not like Macs?

I understand that space comes an urgent need, especially in large shopping centers. I also know to be high on average with my 1.78 cm.

At this point, then, I wonder, what is the twisted mind that conceived this shelf battery

And if I wanted just that Li up?

For the record, the shelf is, after yet another renovation, the mall of Hyper Colonnella.