Logbook of Captain Emiliano Bruni

Company X, inside day, the computer industry.

Emi
Sorry to surprise you with special effects and colors ultravivaci I need access to the Net

CL
Network? Mhhh, we moved recently and only a select few have the network, we go to God and ask access

Company X, inside day, the office of God

CL
Hello God, Emi need network access to amaze us with special effects and colors ultravivaci

God
Use them that PC that has access to the network

Emi
Um ... the software that may surprise you with special effects and colors ultravivaci is on my laptop

God
Ah, then you need a network cable ...

Emi
Oh well, if need be able to amaze with special effects and colors ultravivaci, we also say so.

God
Here it is ...

Emi, impatient while waiting for an IP address from someone, even a server DHCPD:
Mhhh, there is a DHCPD on my network?

God
Yes

Emi is waiting for reply ...

Emi, as she watches her out of the DHCP client:
Strange, did not give me the IP

God
But you have a static IP?

Emi, thinking "I will mica the face of a luser?
No, I ' "Obtain an IP address automatically"

God

Ah, well, to access the network you need a static IP, IP gateway and authenticate against the domain server

Emi, pulling out the whip and began to autoflaggellarsi balls
What part of "I need to connect to the Net" was not clear?